Beer vs. Jesus

"Man, I don't even wanna KNOW how much I drank last night."

I found this on some atheist's website. Pretty funny antidote to the few religious wackos who insist on ruining the celebration of the Winter Solstice.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

UPDATE: One of my friends correctly pointed out that I rarely drink beer. That's true, but I'd drink a beer before I would chew on a wafer and pretend it's some guy's body. NOT GAY.